Brian Campbell

"BCMD"

Who? This ficticious player spends his time in in Kazakstan eating horse meat and smelly cheese. Has been known to visit civilisation (Stoney) on occasion.

Otherwise known as "Murali" for his mesmerizing spin. Takes a lot of wickets particularly when his bowling is shown no respect.

Has been known to open the innings, but always looks more comfortable in the middle order. Played twice for the 2nds in 2009.

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